Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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