OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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