Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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