Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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