it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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