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It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(801): View more from Utah

My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.

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(607): View more from New York

Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high

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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.

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(407): View more from Florida

Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.

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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night

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(360): View more from Washington

No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!

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(256): View more from Alabama

In theory, it seemed like it would work.

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