Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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