I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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