Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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