I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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