i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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