I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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