do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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