weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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