Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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