so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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