would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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