we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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