Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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