Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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