Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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