There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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