He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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