That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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