I think my vagina is haunted
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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