Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think your dad took our porno
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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