in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Can I color on your dick again?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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