he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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