Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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