My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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