he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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