Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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