If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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