i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
