Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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