Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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