I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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