We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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