dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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