your thong is hanging out like whoa
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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