But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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