He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
