so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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