After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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