God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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