i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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