Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Just pee around me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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