Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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