I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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