So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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