Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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