Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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