Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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