Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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