I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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