Life is so much better after having sex.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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