The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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